It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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