Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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