Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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