I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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