I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
