We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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