You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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