she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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