Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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