That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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