so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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