The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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