They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
