weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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