There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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