what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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