would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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