Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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