We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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