Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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