I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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