If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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