we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
wow bdsm is so cute
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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