Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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