I'm laying in your front yard are you home
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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