Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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