would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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