What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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