Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame