I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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