How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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