I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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