I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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