she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Randomize
