I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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