pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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