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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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