I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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