i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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