omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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