i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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