So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
