My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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