Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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