what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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