so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize