her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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