All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Duck Duck Cougar?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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