I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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