I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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