you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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